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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
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your fav childhood memory?
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ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

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bnycolew:

exohbianca:

The worst feeling is when you don’t wanna give up on someone but you know you have to

Fuck man

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hippiesispunkz:

almost forgot about this

Posted 2 days ago

http://causticnova.tumblr.com/post/92441282388/michaonthemoon-yaoibutts-i-love-how-potato

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE…

Posted 2 days ago
  1. Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
  2. Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.
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bowtiesandbatman:

If you don’t like Monty Python you’re wrong

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carsatan:

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jenovaii:

carsatan:

My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing

Posted 1 week ago

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

Posted 1 week ago

cnnbreaking:

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

(Source: spongy-moments)